Talk Show

TALKSHOW SCRIPT Dr. XHello and invite to Your Life Sucks, Get all over It. Todays topic willing be boisterous kindreds and why the heck people stay in them. We feature 5 very special people on the show today. Now, showtime we have to get to get you. Please assign your get a line and railway line type. tomcat What does broth type have to do with ANYTHING? Dr X retributive resultant role the question. Tom UhTomand I dont do it my line of descent type Dr X Right then. And you, please state your relieve oneself and blood type Elsa Elsa, and why do YOU have to know my blood type? Dr. X Because its MY show.YOURE just now on it because your action sucks Elsa No. Thats Caitlin. NOT ME Dr. X Okand you, name and blood type. exaltation My names holy manand I know football. Dr. X Wait, REAL name and BLOOD TYPE Saint Patrick, and I love FOOTBALL Dr X Ok, we know you handle football. Now state your blood type. Saint FFFOOOOOOTTTTTTTBBBBBBAAAAAAAAALLLLLL Dr X You know what, forget it. And you, name and blood type. Mario Mario Ortega, blood type AB negative. Dr X Ok, good. And you? AJ (Starts to cry).. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Mario Thats AJ. Hes a little EMOtional.AJ AHHHHHHHHH, what? Dr X all told right then. Lets get started. So, who actually has BEEN in a violent relationship? All. AJAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Dr X Anyone? Mario. Me. Dr X All right, now we got a show passage So tell us, Mario, what role did you play in the violent relationship? Mario The violent one. Audience OOOOOOOOOOOO Dr X Hmm. What did you do to her. or him? Mario Uh, her, and I pushed my meaning(a) wife out a moving car. Audience BOOOOOOOOOOOO Dr X wherefore? AJ TO MANY QUESTIONS AHHHHHHHHHHHHH Mario OkMy father got on my nerves.Dr X Oh, I see. You were mad at your FATHER so you pushed your WIFE out a moving car. That makes PERFECT sense Moving on Mario No, wait, thats not what I Dr X Tom, youve been quiet. Whats up with you? AJ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Tom SHUT UP AJ Tom Thank you. Anyway. AJ (sta bs self with pencil) Tom (Looking at AJ) Uhhhh displace I move? Dr X NO As you were saying. Tom (Still facial expression at AJ) My best friend Nick was in a violent relationship. Dr X (rubbing chin) Interesting. So how did this affect you? Tom Ummm, I felt ill at ease(predicate)?Dr X GOOD AJ AHHHHHHHHHHHH All (including audience) SHUT UP AJ (whimpers) Dr X Ok, Eliza. Elsa Its ELSA Dr X How do you chink into all this? Elsa MY best friend Caitlin was in the violent relationship with HIS best friend Nick. (Points to Tom) Tom Dont you point at ME like that I didnt have ANYTHING to do with it Elsa (Still pointing at Tom) Ill point where it want to AJ AHHHHHHHHHHH Saint I like football Dr X THIS IS NOT THE JERRY SPRINGER SHOW THIS IS MY SHOW AND in that respect WILL BE NO FIGHTING ON MY SHOWDO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR (Everyone but AJ is absolutely quiet. AJ is still crying. soul in the audience coughs. ) Dr X Well be right back afterwards this commercial break. Dr X Wel catch back to Yo ur Life Sucks, Get Over It. (Looks to Tom and Elsa, who are on opposite sides of the stage. ) We were just getting to Saint. Saint Foot Dr X DONT YOU SAY FOOTBALL Saintsoccer. Dr X (dirty look to Saint) All right now. How do you fit into this? Saint Im Caitlins new boyfriend. Dr X And how did this come astir(predicate)? Saint After Nick beat Caitlin up, I asked her out.Dr X So you were taking advantage of that vulnerability she was going through just after she and Nick broke up. Saint No Dr X Now, Mario, do you know anything about this particular violent relationship? Whats your connexion to it? Mario I was Nicks resentment trouble teacher when Caitlin got a restraining order on Nick. Dr X So you teach an anger management class when you have your own anger problems? Mario I got over my anger problems. Dr X Right. So, since youre in charge of the anger management class, why do you conceptualize that Nick beat up Caitlin?Mario She did something he didnt want her to do and felt li ke he needed to mete out control of her by showing her that he was in charge. Dr X I see. Now, AJ, youve done nothing but cry and stab yourself with a pencil. scantily where do you come into this? AJ AHHHHHHHHHH Dr X STOP THAT CRYING (AJ smashs crying) Now, answer the question. AJ I was in Nicks anger management class. Everyone in there was under court orders to take the class. Everyone in there had tote up his girlfriend. We all felt like we needed to control something, or someone, so we tried to control our girlfriends.Dr X Hmm. Eliza Elsa ITS ELSA Dr X What do you think caused Nick to feel the need to control people? Elsa How am I supposed to know? I dont know him I dont even like him Dr X Tom, you were Nicks best friend, what do you think caused it? Tom Problems at home. He and his tonic didnt exactly get along. Dr X What do you think caused that? Tom Nicks dad beat him up. Dr X Elizabeth Elsa ITS ELSA Dr X Were there any signs before Nick beat Caitlin up that Caitlin was in a violent relationship? Elsa Yes. Dr X What were they?Elsa Nick made Caitlin lapse all her spare time around him, Nick made her stop hanging out with me, he always had to know where she was, he told her what to do, he even slapped her and left a big red nark on her face. Then Caitlin tried to break up with Nick, but he gave her a ring and she went out with him again, even though I confronted them both about that mark on her face. They both denied that he did that to her, but I know he did it. Dr X Well, now you know the signs and the reasons. Make sure your aliveness doesnt suck because of a violent relationship. Until next time